[listens to a fall out boy song] yes this is my favorite [listens to another fall out boy song] this is also my favorite [listens to every fall out boy song] yes, my favorite
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
did it hurt when you fell from tennessee
Masculinity is so fragile.
MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!
COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER
U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore