stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.


beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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crackerjackwhite:

27 year old alex turner wrote an entire song about his piss-ass drunk self asking for consent at 3 in the morning and eventually getting denied and moving on and the best thing a 36 year old married man with a kid could come up with is a song that tells girls that the lines of consent are blurred and it doesn’t matter what you say or do, “i know you want it” and there’s nothing you can do to convince me otherwise now ain’t that some shit


geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things


supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair