i was given detention because a teacher found out i had been giving him fake notes to get out of gym and he asked me if i had anything that was real and i said ‘my boobs’
Dean and I are proud of you.
i struggled with ms paint for 3 notes
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
the drugs from my wisdom teeth removal have worn off
and i looked back on my twitter from this morning
"they took my teeths and didnt even say mazel tov"
*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid